when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
whats the sleepiest mineral?
Ores and minerals are completely different things
dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there
I remember thinking this exactly!!!!!!!!!
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape
me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha
doctor: you’re going to die