nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

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repllicunt:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

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headbangwithhayley:

Emilia Clarke at Comic-Con 2012

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noverachiever:

hue jackman

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

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ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

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teemode:

but

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memewhore:

yourfoodiate:

memewhore:

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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Ew that is really lame.

okay memewhore

I’m serious.

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

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