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mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

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Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

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knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist

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elovers:

People have some real issues

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the-monkey-on-your-back:

wordswilltellyouall:

fullmetaldokis:

softgrass:

when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting 

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read

What makes it even sadder is the fact that there is not even one exclamation mark in there

I remember thinking this exactly!!!!!!!!!

(via articrnonkey)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

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